Saturday, May 30, 2009

Wingnuts

A descriptor for the Republican party that was originally created to marginalize their arguments by members of the Interleft has now seeped into mainstream media coverage as a descriptor of Republicans and no one is batting an eye. Previously, the Chron's "citizen blogger" and the point man for the Chron's SBOE coverage defined the Religious Right as follows:
The Texas House will become majority Democratic in two years and the Senate will follow if these Republican legislators keep defending the most ignorant, bigoted, corrupt, and anti-education seven Radical Religious Right Republican members on the State Board.
His justification for this, after being called out on it in the comments was as follows:
A commenter questioned my use of the words "ignorant, bigoted, corrupt, and anti-education" to describe the seven Radical Religious Right members of the State Board, saying the words were "horrible and unfair." I admit that these are not words usually used in newspapers. Most journalists are more circumspect. Since I write a blog, and not an edited news column, I can be more frank. I stand by all four adjectives.

Since all seven of the Radical Religious Right SBOE members are Biblical Literalists and Young Earth Creationists who believe the Earth is 6,000 years old, that makes them all ignorant at the very least. I was being charitable. They could reasonably be descirbed(sic) as stupid, too, but I prefer to look at the best in people.
This from a media who, after PeTA members threw red paint on people wearing fur, took great pains to ensure they were identified as "animal activists".

While Schafersman's argument that he's a lowly blogger might, on the surface exonerate him from using lowly words, his position as the primary Chron source of information on the SBOE science curriculum hearings suggests that some self editing is in order. If bloggers want to constantly be viewed as nothing more than Party hacks then using loaded, unfair, descriptors to describe the view of their opposites is acceptable. In an age where bloggers are being relied upon to provide front-line news coverage of major events? It's sloppy, bad journalism, especially on the part of the Chron editors.

The reason that I've been given for Schafersman being allowed to continue this biased reporting by a Chron staffer (who shall remain anonymous) is that they don't want to "censor his voice", which is fine, provided you offer up a counter-voice who's present at the hearings to provide an opinion from the other side. (At the very least, the Chronicle could have linked to a conservative blog offering up a contrarian viewpoint, something that didn't happen). Now we see a paid Chron staffer, providing social satire, who's depiction of a sizable minority in America is parody.

Can you imagine if the subject with 'wing-nut' emblazoned on its shirt was a member of the New Black Panthers? How about an active proponent of the reconquista?

The problem with reporting of this type is that it fuels the claims of 'bias' in terms of Republican vs. Democrat that some on the Right like to bemoan. While I'm not a believer in that bias, as many know I do believe there is an ideological bias in all media related to issues. To the management and editors of the Chron, right-wing criticism of Sotomayor is the sole realm of the wing-nut. Despite the fact that (some) of the criticisms are valid. (If not rising to a level that should derail the nomination.

Sotomayor's infamous Latina woman quote should be of concern to all Americans because it demonstrates a tendency to stereotype based on race. Her supposed mediocrity isn't an issue at all. Nowhere does it say that only the very, very brightest and spectacular should be elevated to the Supreme Court. There's a strong case to be made for a healthy dollop of 'average' that can act as a calming influence.

Regardless of whether or not you support of oppose the elevation of Sotomayor to the Supreme Court, as Americans we all have to be very worried of automatically casting the minority opinion as 'wingnut'. Wasn't that what Democrats were doing during the Bush years?

It wasn't good then when Republicans called them "un-American" or "radical" and its not good now when the tables are turned.

When it rains, it pours....

File this one under "bad week"...

[Purva Patel, Chron.com]
im McIngvale says he pays his school taxes, federal taxes and every other tax he can name.

But the owner of Gallery Furniture says he refuses to pay about $48,000 in taxes and penalties he owes a local management district, on principle.

“To me, it’s taxation without representation,” he said. “If they were doing something that was benefitting the area, I would pay.”

The Greater Northside Management District is now suing McIngvale for $28,600 in taxes and an additional $19,200 in penalties and interest.

He’s willing to go to court to contest the taxes on his business property on the North Freeway, he said, because he hasn’t seen much improvement in the area.

For example, he said the district should be doing more to maintain rights of way. He said he pays $1,787 a week to have the lawn mowed adjacent to his property, further out to the frontage lanes between Tidwell and Parker and other rights of way surrounding his entire property, he said.

That’s money, he said, he shouldn’t have to spend.
I can't see McIngvale being successful in his argument against paying these taxes. He lives in a legally defined taxation district, and therefore should be legally bound to pay.

Unfortunately, there's noting in the tax code that guarantees a certain percentage of personal return on your taxation investment in order for them to be due. If that were the case I wouldn't have to pay school taxes every year to CFISD.

On the heels of his flagship location being struck by an arsonist, this certainly qualifies as a bad week for "Mattress Mack".

Friday, May 29, 2009

Houston Area Asides (05/29/09)

The "quick hitter" edition....

McLeroy's out, and it's not about God. [Lisa Falkenberg, Falkenblog.chron.com] - Falkenberg then lays out the case that it is really all about God (and McLeroy's belief in God). (And she managed to make it about her by sentence 3.)

I haven't been following this confirmation hearing all that close, but I've yet to see a reason forwarded why McLeroy was opposed other than his Christianity and belief in Young Earth Creationism. If anyone wants to provide other reasoning that I missed please e-mail me or reply in the comments. But from what I've seen it's a Religious test.

Senate Rejects Don McLeroy's nomination as head of State Board of Education. [Scott Schafersman, Evo.sphere.chron.com]
The Texas House will become majority Democratic in two years and the Senate will follow if these Republican legislators keep defending the most ignorant, bigoted, corrupt, and anti-education seven Radical Religious Right Republican members on the State Board.
And these words came from the intellectual, neutral, scientist who provided the Chron's primary coverage of the SBOE Science standards hearings. (Without mentioning that he had an iron in the fire {he crafted some of the curriculum} FWIW). The Chron desperately needs to bring some objectivity to their coverage on this issue.

Senate blocks nomination of McLeroy to SBOE chair. [Elise Hu, KVUE Political Junkie] - Much better coverage of the issue from a reporter who's, for me, rapidly becoming a mainstay for reporting on Lege issues.

Before interpreting legal cases, we recommend reading them fully. [Kevin Whited, BlogHouston.net] - Ouch! There are plenty of legal scholars in Houston, I'm surprised that neither the Chron reporter or Texas Watchdog sought them out to provide legal analysis.

Westchase embraces security cameras: Chron cheers [Kevin Whited, BlogHouston.net] - Let's be clear here: Private entities can put cameras all over their private property should they desire, but when you insert a public element, even a quasi-governmental entity, the fuzzy gray area is deep and wide.

Debutant's last post. [Charles Kuffner, Off the Kuff] - As someone who's sister is currently undergoing treatment for leukemia, I can empathize with everyone associated. I wish the family the best during this time and encourage you to click through the links and read the post.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Meet Blanca



Blanca's a sweet little Pit-Bull/something mix who had a bad start in life. She was found abandoned, infected with ring-worm and has ears that were probably cut by scissors. Despite all of this she's a friendly, if a little skittish, happy dog who's comfortable getting tummy rubs and giving kisses.

Here's a little bit from her adoption page...
Meet Blanca - such a BEAUTIFUL girl! Blanca is an absolute LOVE! She is very friendly and playful. She is looking for a good home with family members that will love and cherish her the rest of her life. She was abandoned in an apartment complex with severe case of ringworm and her ears had been cut with scissors. This little girl is looking for what she truly deserves - a lifelong commitment of love and caring by her new owner.

Blanca likes other dogs but we do not know what she thinks of cats. She loves to give kisses. Blanca is very strong and will need someone willing to continue training her. Blanca is all about 'the LOVE'. She will be a devoted, loving, and fun companion for a household that has the time and desire to work with her and teach her the rules. She is very smart.
Currently we're working with Blanca on the basics: "No, sit, stay, outside to the bathroom" etc. We're also leash training her and taking her places to see how she reacts in different social settings.

Primarily, we're letting her and Sly play and interact with one another for socialization purposes. So far, so-good.

"Best of"...blah, blah, blah.....



Summer's here. Which means that Houston's just about to get hot and sticky during the day, and slightly less hot and sticky at night. Sometime in mid-June the Astros will fire their manager and the dog-days will arrive early.

It's also the start of Best of and Ultimate Houston season.

Yes, I know that the issues don't come out until the Fall (September & October respectively) and that the awards have lost some luster of late (repeat winners, pandering to advertisers etc.), but as with many 'reader participation' events, the true fun of happy hour is in the people watching, or, more specifically, seeing some of the fun catagories that the editors dream up.

Today's entry? "Best Houston Nickname" courtesy of Ultimate Houston.

As you can see in the image above there are some pre-determined choices, all of the basics are there:
- Bayou City
- Space City
- H-Town
- Magnolia City (Whua?)
- Clutch City
Adding to the fun however is a new twist: the "Add your own suggestion" feature.

You know I can't resist.

It's time for the Harris County Almanac Write-in Nickname poll.

To enter: Just head over to Harris County Almanac (following the link above) and select your choice for the write-in nickname we should all rally behind.

Your choices are:
- New York Penis-Envy City
- We're World Class Dammit!-ville
- Conflict of interest-berg
- Self-absorbed-ville
- The City of No Self Confidence
Once a winner is chosen (voting ends in one week) We'll all cast our write-in votes @ the Chron and then head over to the nearest pub to celebrate Houston's new chosen moniker.

Of course, if you don't like my options please feel free to add your-own in the comments of this post.

Remember: vote-early and often, The ACORN way!

Houston Area Asides (05/28/09)

The "No links to Chron.com*" edition.....

State Sen. Royce West's firm earned $1M from public agencies, many aided by his legislation. [Matt Pulle, Texas Watchdog] - TW is doing some great conflict of interest stories of late. This is just the latest example.

Republicans turn tables on Democrats: Talk unfunded mandate UI stimulus bill to death. [James Aalan Bernsen, Texas Republic News]

and so the chubbing comes to an end. [Charles Kuffner, Off the Kuff]

"Chubbing" will be the word most closely associated with the Eighty-One, much as "Ardmore" is associated with the seventy-eight, "?Budget Crunch" with the seventy-nine and "Craddick Revolt" the Eighty. If you pay attention to trends, none of these descriptors has much to do with solving problems and/or passing legislation. Fortunately this is why Texas' legislative rules are as they are.

Houston Red-Light camera contract extended. [KTRK.com] - There's a bill in the Lege that will effectively put a stop to the majority of red-light camera revenues, and effectively ban the installation of new cameras. Given that 'safety' and not 'revenue generation' is the goal of the cameras this shouldn't be too hotly contested. (Oh...wait)

Senate OK's supplamental Budget. [AP via KTRK.com] - This bill contains the infamous $11 Million that was originally 'stimulus' money (and a potential political black eye for Rick Perry -who famously refused the unemployment stimulus-) that's now money coming from the General Fund that's being replaced by the stimulus money originally earmarked for repairing the Governor's mansion. To sum up: The same amount of money is being spent, it's just that the stimulus money was moved one step away from the repair work, so Perry wouldn't have to admit he accepted the stimulus money. Got that?

Study says uninsured are costly for all. [AP via KHOU.com] - The answer? Switch that 'extra' $370 per-year (or more) to "free" Gov't health care and tell everyone in America that polished turd is a rose. TNSTAAFL. Period.

Beldar's initial take on the Sotomayor Nomination. [BeldarBlog.com] - Summary: It could have been a lot worse.

Chron.com: Where people go to die Twice! [Kevin Whited, BlogHouston.net] - *snicker*

Senators to House: Embrace local control. [Elise Hu, KVUE Political Junkie] - More on the efforts to re-work the DoT.

In context of Voter ID debate, Bill White's Republican ties very troubling. [Vince Leibowitz, Capitol Annex] - Cracks showing in White's base of support? That's got to be troubling for Mustafa Tameez, who's still trying to mollify supporters disappointed that White bypassed the gubernatorial race.

Houston Newspaper Supports Cap n' Trade. [Unca Darrell] - So do several Oil and Gas industry employees ironically. Many of them buying into the lie that the "green" energy field will create enough jobs to absorb those cast of by "evil big oil". I've said it before and I'll say it again: If "something" must be done, then that "something" should have been a carbon tax.




*Just testing to see if the quality and quantity of news that's available without using the Chron is enough to fill a blog post. Part of this is because there's been a lot of talk about the "death" of the media and what it would mean to us, and part of it is just pure curiosity on my part.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Houston Area Asides (05/27/09)

The "give a fortune for a good night's sleep" edition....

Skepticism remains over whether Harris County needs a new jail. [Roma Khanna, Chron.com] - Many of Garcia's political base say no. He's pushing for. How long until the party-line "no" vocalists morph over to "yes" is anyone's question.

Light Rail Foe claims credit for effort to halt University Line. [Carolyn Feibel, Chron.com] - It was a little odd, going to an El Paso rep with no knowledge of the project, but not illegal. Still, another example of the sorry state of transportation debate in Harris County.

GM says bondholder offer fails; bankruptcy likely. [AP via Chron.com] - If they'd have done this earlier, we could have saved $86 Billion in Taxpayer dollars. Are we witnessing the birth of British Leyland, American style?

Chrysler chief makes last pitch for Fiat sale today. [Chronicle News Services, Chron.com] - The alternative is liquidation, something some dealers prefer to this sale, judging by the over 100 objections.

Twitter execs: we're going to start making some money. [Elliot Spagat, AP via Chron.com] - They had better figure it out quick.

I have a Twitter account that I mainly use to keep in touch with friends and use as a news-reader, with some whimsy tweets thrown in for good measure. The thing about Twitter is that people either love it, or hate it with a passion. It's almost become a parlour game amongst some to denigrate people on Twitter, much as bloggers and other technology first-responders were denigrated a few years back. I think Twitter has staying power because, unlike Facebook or MySpace, it's essentially a very slick feed-reader interface that can be used a variety of ways that traditional websites cannot.

Blogger beware.

What you say can have reprecussions...

[Mary Flood, Chron.com]
A Houstonian who’s being sued by the mother of the late Anna Nicole Smith spent the holiday weekend in jail, making her the latest gossip blogger to pay a steep price for her hobby.

Lyndal Harrington, a 53-year-old real estate agent, was jailed for contempt of court Friday by state District Judge Tony Lindsay.

The judge said Harrington lied about what happened to a computer she says was stolen in a burglary less than a week after the judge ordered the machine be produced to be combed for evidence in a defamation and conspiracy case against Harrington and others.

Harrington, sitting in bright orange Harris County Jail garb and handcuffs in court Tuesday morning, appeared to be crying when Lindsay released her from jail with orders to hand over the computer by July.

“I can’t turn over something I don’t have,” Harrington said Tuesday night after being released from jail.

(snip)

Harrington’s case is highly unusual in that a judge used civil laws to place someone, especially a non-lawyer, in jail.

But the case is not unusual in that a blogger is one of the people Virgie Arthur, Smith’s mother, sued for defamation.

Groups that watch Internet law say bloggers are increasingly being sued for defamation, copyright infringement and privacy invasion. One blogging group now offers insurance against these lawsuits.
If you need to see why it is I have a comment policy, and why I enforce it, there you go.


Just a reminder to bloggers of all political stripes to keep the personal junk to a minimum.

Oh, and educate yourself on Fair Use and cite and hyperlink freely, even if you don't like the person (or think you wouldn't like the person, considering many bloggers have never met) whose blog you're hyperlinking.

As the media moves electronic in fits and starts, and as the paradigms for information dispersal continue to change, I expect to see more of these cases pop up from time to time.

And, in case you're wondering, I have removed a post at the request of someone who felt it was defamatory toward them, after receiving a personal e-mail requesting I do so. I haven't had a situation such as that arise in several years however (actually, since the first year I started this blog). I learned my lesson, hopefully others will also.

Blog wisely my friends.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Adoptable Dog Update: Selena



Selena's information page can be found here.

An exceprt of her story:
SELENA enjoys attention and affection from humans too. She is house and crate trained and likes to play with her stuffed toys - especially she enjoys tug-o-war with the other dogs. She has turned into one of the most special and cutest dogs ever :) And she is extra special because she cannot hear - she is deaf but you would never know it.

Selena has allergies, and at least for awhile and possibly for the rest of her life, will have to remain on weekly allergy shots. But these shots are easy to give and we will work with you to set up a trial adoption period of 1 month or more to see if Selena is the right pet for you.


Selena had a LOT of health problems that were resolved with the allergy shots. If you think you might have an interest in providing Selena with a home then please contact the good folks at Paws Animal Rescue.

There's nothing more fulfilling than adopting out a 'special needs' dog.

The Transportation Debate Houston Should be Having...

Is happening on the Houston Blogosphere...

[The Mighty Wizard, Lightning, Fireballs & Hell-storms]
The current Houston area 2035 plan envisions spending some $77 billion in public funds over the next quarter of a century on road related projects and transit. However, Mr. Chong stated that he and his team incorporated all of those projects into his studies and still came to the conclusion that Houstonians will be wasting three hours of their day in a quarter of a century commuting back and forth to work. In other words, Houstonians and their public officials will be spending upwards of three billion dollars per year, every year, for the next 26 years, but despite that enormous sum of public monies being spent, Houstonians one way traffic commute will skyrocket from 26 minutes in 2005 - 2010 time frame to 90 minutes in 2035!

(snip)

If you take the report seriously, then the report states that the amount of roads of all classifications within City of Houston limits will rise roughly only 10 percent, while the job base will rise from 1.5 million to 2.1 million, a nearly 40 percent rise. Mr. Chong's report also projects that City population rising from 2.1 million to 2.7 million. On the face of it, Mr. Chong's prognostications may seem to be true. It points to a future of Houston neglecting to do enough to keep up its transportation network with the demands that the future populace will place on it. That however, is on the face. The Wizard knows that such a sky is falling type catastrophe is not going to occur.
There's a lot more pertaining to 'increased ridership' (or, rather, lack of it) in The Wizard's post that BlogHouston expounds on here.

All of it is an enlightening read, using numbers provided by Metro, which highlights and reinforces the transit-related argument I've been making for years. It's not that I'm anti-rail, I'm anti-this rail plan. Metro's plan is a mish-mash of a service plan for high-end developments designed to serve those who are least reliant on public transportation. "It's hell to be poor" Marvin Zindler used to say, and that's going to be especially true in future Houston if Metro continues down the path they've chosen. Unfortunately, things are probably too far along for meaningful changes to be made. The die is cast, so to speak.

What Metro and its boosters are forgetting is one simple fact: Even cities with robust train-based, public transit systems still have personal vehicles to move around the grid. Those that fail to take this into account (London, Paris, Tokyo etc.) consistently rank among the most congested cities in the world. What Houston's citizens (especially poor and middle-class families) need to realize is that Metro's transportation master plan doesn't take their needs into account. People who are most-dependent on public transportation are being ignored by its planners.

There's growing evidence that this is exactly how it's planned to be.

Where I stand in opposition to some Conservatives is that I feel that rail, when properly implemented, could be a good addition to a municipality's public transportation mix. I've seen it work in several cities and, in almost every case, the bulk of the system is grade-separated and designed in a manner that's not punitive to existing automobile traffic. In effect, it's an additional transportation option. The sole exception to this are street-cars, but they are, in actuality just glorified buses, who also have to follow the same laws as do automobiles.

Sadly, all signs point to a future where the Metro bus map won't be fixed, where five times the current amount of driving space lost will be sacrificed to light rail, not creating an additional avenue of transportation, but substituting existing transportation avenues with options much less flexible and which only appeal to a small slice of the population. The long-term effect of this is more cars in less driving space without the additional capacity to handle them.

It's a recipe for disaster, that's being largely ignored by the media and opinion-makers in the City, who are choosing to focus on the plans' proponents to the exclusion of all others.

As a Houstonian, whether you're Republican, Democrat, or 'other', this should all disturb you a little bit.

Houston Area Asides (05/26/09)

The "Back from vacation & regular blogging is iminent" edition....

Wow, what's happened while I was gone...

Houston Airport System's Richard Vacar steps down. [Bradley Olson, Chron.com] - Rumors fly.

Instead of 'digging deep' to find the truth behind the rumors, Chron.columnist cops out and reports on the rumors. [Rick Casey, Chron.com] - Doing the former would require having some institutional knowledge of Houston, something Casey is sorely lacking.

The beat reporter does some real work and gets to the heart of the matter. [Bradley Olson, Chron.com] - Seems it has something to do with the HAS non-profit, which never really provided the City revenue as promised.

All of this begs the question: Why didn't our news daily, who prides itself on 'watch dog' reporting, give this set-up any scrutiny until now? If management wants to see why revenue is falling....

Falkenberg is blogging [Lisa Falkenberg, Falkenblog @Chron.com] - So far its justa review of how exciting her writing has been, but hey...give her time, keep your expectations (very) low, and I'm sure it will work out in the end.

The Chron.commons bloggers are still funny. [Desperado, Something Different @ Chron.commons] - I think this will be my last mention of them, at least, the ones who are nothing more than mouthpieces for their preferred parties.

North Korea defies the world with nukes. [Hyung Jin-Kim, AP via Chron.com] - To the shock of no-one except Jimmy Carter. Don't worry, the UN is on the case. *snicker*

The Lege is still squabbling over Voter ID. [Gary Scharrar, Chron.com] - Democratic party machine bloggers miss the irony of mocking its importance and then devoting multiple posts to it, whil Republican bloggers try, somewhat unsuccessfully, to try and not paint the issue in "vs. minority" terms.

Al Gore is going to be RICH! [Tom Fowler, Chron.com] - Unfortunately the poor and middle class are going to get hammered when energy prices rise.

GM still hasn't filed for bankruptcy. [AP via Chron.com] - The UAW postpones their first strike against themselves again.

Is it football season yet? [Jose de Jesus Ortiz, Chron.com] - Uh...

Gallery Furniture's flagship location caught fire. [Dale Lezon, Chron.com] - Knowing MacIngvale he'll make a fortune on a 'lightly damaged' sale.

This story did provide us with the latest "Mayor White's political radar is broken" moment of the week however....

White's Prius towed, returned, no SafeClear charges paid. [Bradley Olson, Chron.com] - For thee but not for me sayeth the King. {checking on a fire at the business of a large political donor is now considered 'official business'?}

Quote of the Month: [Staff, Texas Republic News]
“I told my son I was going to speak to some folks about the new media,” Perry said, mentioning blogs, Twitter and Facebook. “He said, dad, that’s not the new media, that’s the media.” - Rick Perry


God help us if that's the truth.

On a personal note: I hope that all my readers (and detractors) had a wonderful Memorial Day weekend and that each of you took a little time to sit back and reflect on the sacrifice that our Military men and women have made in service to our Country.


Expect semi-regular blogging for the next few weeks, with full blogging ramping back up sometime in mid-June.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Time for a Blog Vacation

Looking back at the blog history I've been plugging away at this thing for quite a while without any appreciable time off to recharge batteries etc. Don't get me wrong, hobby blogging is hardly work, but after a while all of the stories start to run together and you start to wonder why in the heck you're doing all of this?

For some bloggers the motivation is political, for some its ego-driven. Whatever the reason there's something out there that keeps us all going. For me, it's my desire to keep writing coupled with the fact that I find a lot of things in modern society funny and deserving of comment. Truthfully, I'm constantly surprised that anyone is reading this or, especially, that some people get worked up over it to the point of outrage. It's the latter incidents that cause great bouts of laughter in the Crow household.

All that being said, it's time for me to take a break.

I'll be leaving town next week for the (now) annual Float Trip anyway, and the paid magazine gig is churning along at high-gar now as well. Add to that an idea I have for a children's book, my day job and horse-racing in high gear, and I'm going to have enough on my plate to keep my busy for the immediate future. I would imagine it'd take a pretty big news event to cause me to comment here. I will be posting, from time to time, over on 3CB and Beyond Beltway 8 but those will likely be short posts that don't take the effort of a full-on LaE posting. You can also see snap commentary on big stories over at the National News section of The Harris County Almanac. As a matter of fact, that site is the best site for keeping up with all of my blogs and on-line activity if you so desire.

I expect that I'll bring this blog back up sometime in Early June, possibly late May but the former is more probable. Don't forget to frequent the good Houston bloggers on my blog link, on the right-hand side, in the interim. There's a lot of good opinion and news on all things Houston that's covered in by these fine operations.

So, that's it then, provided I don't hit a tree (again) I'll see you on the Summer side of Memorial Day.*

Enjoy your Holiday.




* Due to the fact that I'll be almost totally off-line starting Tuedsay, blog comments will be locked down starting May 20th and will be re-activated May 26th. That's less comment SPAM that I have to clean up.

Flooding in 'non-preferred' areas

The Chron's Mike Snyder provides an update on the condition of West Harris County residents who are struggling to rebound from the latest floods....
In a preliminary damage assessment, county officials identified $12.6 million in damage to 713 houses and a few businesses that flooded when as much as 11 inches of rain fell within a few hours April 27 and 28. In a letter to Gov. Rick Perry, County Judge Ed Emmett said the flooding created health and safety hazards requiring state or federal assistance.

It remained unclear this week whether such help would be provided. Perry’s spokeswoman, Katherine Cesinger, said the governor would review Emmett’s request after damage assessments were complete.

Until a decision about state or federal assistance is made, there is little the county can do to assist the flooded home- owners, said Lori Bear, a spokeswoman for Commissioner Jerry Eversole, who represents many of the affected neighborhoods.

Residents who call Eversole’s office seeking help are referred to appropriate county departments, Bear said.

The foul mixture of water, sewage, oil and who-knows-what-else contaminated everything it touched as it rose through the houses around the cul-de-sac at the end of Thornbrook Drive. A week later, the trash piles at the curb contained treasured memories along with sodden mattresses and carpets.


I live near, but not in, the affected areas. I've seen first hand how much damage 11 inches of rain can do to a neighborhood. I've also paid close attention to some of the comments coming from the residents of preferred areas toward their Harris County neighbors:
If you are inside that box, you are living in the retention pond. The mission of the dam is to protect downtown from flooding. You bought a house behind a dam that is designed to retain water.
First, it should be noted that not everything you read on chron.comments is true. The mission of the Addicks resivior is NOT to 'prevent downtown Houston from flooding'. Also, many of the houses that flooded are not even located in the 100 year flood plain.
News flash- don't buy a home in an area that used to be rice paddys!
Which eliminates most of the Houston area.

What's really illustrated here is the ability of many Houstonians to use the misfortune of others to attempt to trump up their chosesn residential location as "correct". There's just no room for compromise any longer. Not only has it become unpopular to live outside of Beltway 8 but some people, in a sad attempt to pump up their egos, are dead-set on making it a shoddy moral decision as well. Society, and especially Americans, have devolved to the point that many are unable to even consider that some portion of the population does not share their exact goals and dreams, whatever they may be. We've become nothing more than a sad Nation of toss-pots throwing out invectives at one another while each of us struggle to complete our daily tasks without getting horribly offended by our fellow man to a level that we need to pen a missive about how 'angry' the other side has turned out to be.

Where did it all go wrong? How did we move from a society that allowed for social differences without anger and bile to a society where home location and transportation choice is a sign of moral failure?

I, for one, blame our politicians and opinion-makers, and there's plenty to go around to all parties. I'm not being picky.

Republicans: Yes, I'm looking at you John Culberson, and those like you in the Houston area that portrayed public transportation as some great evil in order to win support from a dedicated base. The application of moral values to a transportation system (trains) and a system of finance (socialism) led us down the path to statements such as "Liberalism is a social disease" and other disparaging remarks toward those of other political ideologies.

Democrats: It all went south when Chris Bell, desperate to try and breathe life into his flagging campaign for Governor, had the temerity to suggest that budgets were moral documents. By granting moral weight to what are essentially financial decisions Bell opened us up to the current reality where where one chooses to live and what one chooses to drive are viewed as accurate reflectors of one's moral compass.

Media: As I stated, there's plenty of blame to go around. Media outlets who covered almost every big local issue as "inside the Loop vs. outside the Loop" dropped the ball on big ticket local issues such as transportation (where was the media discussion about whether or not Metro Rail should extend to the suburbs), flood control (there is no discussion, and what we have largely occurs outside of the public discourse) and housing (If there's been a media story on the effects of 4 Million people moving inside the Loop -as some call for- I haven't seen it).

Bloggers: Yes, I'm navel-gazing here. As the Houston blogging community has grown, its also failed to mature. Most blogs are nothing more than power to the party echo chambers who use auto-generated blog-rolls to ensure that every link they provide is ideologically in sync. Issues-related discourse on most blogs is typically limited to whatever talking points are handed down to party bloggers, who squeal with glee when a local elected official from their preferred party pays attention to them. Wanna see a blogger blush? Watch the first time they're placed on an 'insiders e-mail' list.

The end result? People are anonymously disparaging their neighbors, many of whom are currently living outside of their homes due to flood damage. Our first response hasn't defaulted to charity, instead we've become Nelson of the Simpson's, laughing at the pain of others to mask our own insecurities. What we've forgotten in all of this is that, but by the grace of God, there go we.

11 inches of rain.

I don't care where you live in the Houston area, if you get 11 plus inches of rain in less than 12 hours chances are you're neighborhood, or someone around you, has a flood coming their way. Odds are adults, children, the elderly and pets are going to be displaced, lives are going to be temporarily disrupted, and a group of people are going to look to charity and the giving spirit of others to help them through a rough patch. Yes, its true, in times such as these they'll especially look to the Government for help.

When the system works best, the Federal government provides funding and resources that are deployed by local authorities to provide immediate aid and triage. Once the worst is past, then charity and the support of the community is counted on to aid in the long-term process of rebuilding. In Houston, we've removed the lynch-pin of community in order to make a transient point about the superiority of our decisions over those of other people who are now struggling daily to survive. Sitting in air-conditioned comfort, behind the anonymity of computer screens we spend part of our day chastising them for not having flood insurance (this despite the fact that many of us outside of the flood plane don't have it either), and for not living in an area of town that's currently high & dry. As if the whim of nature is somehow evidence of our moral and intellectual superiority.

That all of this is a folly seems to be beyond us. Sustained winds of 5 MPH in an easterly direction moves this system 20 miles East, and the flooding problems are being dealt with by many of the people who are currently pointing and laughing. Ike moves East and Pasadena and all those refineries take a direct hit instead of Galveston. Katrina moves west and Beaumont gets two hurricane hits during the year.

Which really makes all of our laughing and finger pointing at those with misfortune look silly.

You want to really help? Stop lecturing and volunteer or donate to organizations such as the American Red Cross or Bear Creek Assistance Ministries on a local level. Do something that elevates the discussion instead of wallowing in the mud of false morality.

And, for goodness' sake, stop electing officials who's sole path to victory is a weak attempt at giving false weight to one lifestyle over another. We all have choices to make in life, its imperative that we be allowed to make the ones that work best for us, while respecting those that others are making which work best for them.


OTHER EYES:

Swamplot - Who finds another aspect of Houston real-estate to disapprove of.

Monday, May 11, 2009

LaE political translation.

Schumer calls for probe into phone scam....

[Karen Matthews AP, via Chron.com]
Unsolicited calls to home and cell phones warning of a final notice and an expiring vehicle warranty are a nuisance and harassment and should be the subject of a federal investigation, a U.S. senator said Sunday.

Americans increasingly are receiving calls with a computerized voice saying, “This is the final notice. The factory warranty on your vehicle is about to expire,” or something similar, several times a day on their cell or land lines. The calls come even if a person has signed up for the national “do not call” registry.

Now, Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., wants a federal investigation into the “robo-dialer harassment.”

“Not only are these calls a nuisance, but they tie up land lines and can eat up a user’s cell phone minutes, possibly leading to a higher cell phone bill due to overage charges,” Schumer said.



LaE political translation: "Yeah, I fell for it." - Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y.

Is there anything worth saving?

The Four Caucasian Males weighed in today on the state of the news, and why news media needs financial assistance...
Along with a lousy economy, the news business faces many other challenges. Chief among them are content-poaching Internet aggregators (outfits like GoogleNews that harvest headlines for free and don’t pay to produce news) that have made it increasingly difficult for traditional news outlets to fund the sort of tenacious, watchdog journalism that’s become one of the linchpins of our democratic society.

The issue prompted a U.S. Senate subcommittee hearing last week on the “Future of Journalism and Newspapers.” Topic A: allowing newspapers to become nonprofit organizations.

The nonprofit path may offer one alternative to traditional publishing models, though we continue to believe there’s a healthy income to be earned gathering and disseminating the news.


Forgive me if I have a hard time finding the bolded part credible, at least as it applies to the Chron.

In lieu of 'watchdog journalism' the Chron has provided us with a string of advocate-journalism articles on Houston's light rail, reader-driven content that's quite often below the level one can find on independent hobby blogs, reporters impersonating hurricane evacuees (and taking up needed resources), and coverage of (among other things) oral sex flavor guides and lists of non-douchey bars.

The biggest failure of the Chronicle has not been its failure to hire a conservative columnist, its been a failure to live up to their self-defined and promoted version of defending the public trust. It's not uncommon for the Chron to be a month late reporting negative stories on preferred organizations. Lest you blame the reporters, know that this has to be an editorial decision. As we saw in the last round of layoffs, management has decided to work to eliminate the competition, instead of improving the product. When you get to that point in business, you officially have leadership that's bereft of ideas and are just playing out the string.

It's not as if a total rework is unheard of in the industry. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution publicly announced and implemented a major overhaul that was, largely, customer driven. After the last round of circulation figures were released showing the Chron dropping precipitously, I posed the question to the Chron reader's rep on the comments of his post regarding the same if the Chron would be considering an Atl J-C rework as well.

His response? The comment wasn't approved for publication.

In the war of improved product vs. failed business models, it seems that the failed models are doing everything they can to hold on, at least at the Chron.

Which brings us back to the Gov't 'hand-up' that newspapers are clamoring for...

One would imagine that, by demanding 'news-aggregators' pay their fair share news organizations such as the Chron are also preparing to single out the local hobby blogger, blogs (such as this one) who rely on the media for content, but who don't pay. Never mind that this content is offered, for free, on the web everyday. Instead of furthering the discussion the Mastheads of the Media seem to be intent on restricting the flow of opinions and ideas. This is an unfortunate development from a newspaper who's foray into the online world was held up as a model by peers.

During the recent General Motors bailout there was much cheering and flag-waving by commentators in the media over the forced retirement of Roger Waggoner as a condition of GM accepting Government loans. One wonders if there would be the same level of excitement if the members of newspaper mastheads were required to resign in lieu of legislative concessions being made?

Perhaps the most telling blurb in the Chron editorial is prominently placed, a priority statement that, I think, is a more fitting answer to the question I posed in the title of this post than anything I could ever write.
we continue to believe there’s a healthy income to be earned gathering and disseminating the news.


Beyond all of the high-sounding rhetoric, and the fluff about the 'good of the Nation', what this is really about is some people making money. There's nothing wrong with that, as a matter of fact it should be encouraged. But let's not get carried away with all of the emotional appeals and keep our eyes locked firmly on the fact that newspapers aren't dying because of unfair competition, they're dying because they have a management team in place that has lost the ability to compete.

Is that really worth saving?

Darlin'....Darlin?

There's an interesting read to be found in today's Chronicle by Peggy Fikac, taking a rare move away from straight Capitol reporting and into news commentary, regarding the 'cutie-pie' culture that still lives on in Texas (and other parts of the Deep South for that matter)...
Disappointing? Sure. Beyond belief? Unfortunately, not so much.

The recent departure of the Texas Department of Public Safety’s interim director amid allegations of improper conduct toward women struck a chord with some female lawmakers.

They’ve got empathy because of what they’ve seen other women go through or felt an echo of themselves. Importantly, they can help make changes.

“It’s been a journey for females to be able to command the respect that we’re not somebody’s ‘girl,’ ” said Rep. Lois Kolkhorst, R-Brenham, who was already pushing before the flap to create a DPS inspector general to check any complaints or problems at the agency.

She said “that culture’s still out there ... I’ve been called ‘sweetie,’ ‘honey,’ — as a state lawmaker. You kind of smile and, depending on the age of the gentleman — there is just acceptance at times.”

Kolkhorst and Sen. Judith Zaffirini said older men seem more likely to make familiar comments.

As women in authority — not workers reacting to a boss — they might not be offended if they see no ill intent.
Unfortunately, most situations where this type of behavior occurs isn't in an equal/equal dynamic, but in a worker/boss situation where, quite often, the male has a real and psychological advantage. Our typical reaction? Destroy the offending male, strip him of any shred of public decency, and demand that he be placed on a de-facto 'untouchables' list as we smile and laugh at the archaic code of male/female behavior that governed our Grandparents' daily work.

State Sen. Florence Shapiro notes something that seems to only receive passing attention:
Sen. Florence Shapiro (who stressed she wasn’t speaking specifically about DPS because that’s “an accusation” she hadn’t seen vetted) said, “Overall, in our society today, the idea that this doesn’t happen is ludicrous.... The question becomes how effective are we at recognizing it and doing something about it?


Which raises the question: What is it, as a society, we're going to do about it?

Rep. Alma Allen of Houston has one idea:
“You want to think that whatever environment a woman may be working in that she’s going to be feeling safe, protected and not subjected to those kinds of advances. You want to think that we live in the best of both worlds — but we don’t, and so it just says that there are more things for us to clean up out there. So that’s why we are a body of lawmakers. We can make laws.”


Ah, yes. We can make it illegal, the preferred treatment for any activity of which we don't approve in Texas. We'll make it illegal and, if Sen's have their way, tack on a steep fine or some jail time to 'make them pay', bringing our justice system into the realm of vengance (no offending deed goes unpunished).

Does this mean that we should ignore the men (and women) who use sexual innuendo to increase the power that's been bestowed on them through structure?

Of course not.

But we do need to apply a little common-sense to our thinking. You know, common sense, the thing that we've tried to eliminate in Texas through a system of punitive laws? Remember that? Maybe its time we dusted it off a little and tried to resuscitate its use in the public arena.

That the workplace is undergoing a cultural sea-change isn't in doubt. At my company I answer to an African-American female, who answers to a Caucasian female who answers to a Caucasian male and so on, in that diverse manner, all the way up the food chain. It's easy for me to answer to anyone because I'm used to having women in positions of authority. My first boss, way back in my teen-age paper route days, was a female District Manager. In short, I've been answering to female supervisors and managers my entire career. If I were acting in that manner then there'd be no excuse. I should be fired if I were treating women in that manner.

Contrast that with a sixty-year-old male who spent 3/4 of his career in an office without females in leadership positions. Now, at the end of his career, he's asked to completely re-write his personal scripts because society has changed the rules of the game. Suddenly things that he's done for years are taboo, disallowed in our cut-throat culture where every mistaken phrase is grounds for total war in the office where someone must die.

If we rely on 'laws' to handle this then both of the above cases would be handled the same way. If we rely on some common sense however, then maybe the guy who's experiencing the cultural sea-change catches a break, and gets some help fitting in with the new corporate culture? Yes, I realize that there may not be a 'scalp on the wall' which makes us feel better about ourselves. The aggrieved won't be able to smile with glee as the resignation letter and apology circulates through the office, there won't be a big group hug at the end of the day as we chop off our offending hand.

Nope, none of that will happen. What might happen is that we might learn something about ourselves in the process of teaching others how to act. We might learn to stop treating the slightest of slights (note: I'm not suggesting bigoted behavior is trivial) as attacks on the core of our character if we can learn not to adopt a scorched-earth policy for more serious matters. Hell, we might be able to re-learn the age-old concept of common sense, and making decisions based on the situation. From there, who knows?

We could even take a look at 'zero-tolerance' policies and a host of other punitive measures that we've enacted and realize just how silly they all are.


Nah...let's keep running the old guys up the flag pole. It's easier to do that then to realize that some change, even for the better, takes effort and that good people sometimes struggle to make changes for the good. For all of our intellectual talk about shades of gray, we still deal with a lot of our problems in black and white.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Houston Budget, Parker Responds

via the Chron.com letters page...
City budget is balanced

Regarding “City budget not balanced despite claims to the contrary” (Page B11, Thursday), let me be clear. The city of Houston’s budget is balanced. It was balanced using reserve funds. Bill King’s attack on Mayor Bill White’s budget is all wet. If King had the foresight on a sunny day to buy an umbrella, would he leave it sitting in his closet when it rains? Thank goodness our current city leaders had the foresight to build up a surplus when times were good. Now that times are tough — indeed, now that we are facing the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression — those savings are helping to protect vital services like police, fire and public works and prevent a repeat of the decisions made during the last economic downturn when we closed the police academy and virtually stopped maintaining infrastructure. We have learned from the lessons of the past. That said, I’ve been a zealous advocate for prudent use of our surplus, routinely cautioning the mayor and City Council to not let our savings drop to dangerous levels. City policy requires an ending fund balance equal to 7.5 percent of expenditures, excluding debt payments. The current use of our surplus will not violate this policy. In fact, my office currently estimates the city will be able to meet this threshold and still have $75.3 million left over at the end of the fiscal year on June 30. King’s plan to balance the budget, as laid out in his opinion piece, is to raise taxes or cut services. I respectfully disagree. Raising taxes in the middle of a recession is, simply, a very bad idea. And cutting vital services will hurt our citizens not only now but also in the long run. Houston is just beginning its budget process for the next fiscal year, just as the national recession begins to have a stronger impact on our local economy. It is certainly not a time for amateur financial advice from someone wanting to inject politics into the budget process. Our goal should be to protect vital services without raising taxes.

— Annise Parker, Houston city controller


Parker still doesn't address the debt-funding of certain expenditures or the plug amounts that are used to bring everything into balance, but she does do a good job uttering one of the more self-unaware lines of the political season.

Given her degree in Political Science, and her lack of prior experience in an accounting role, Bill King is just as qualified as is Annise Parker to provide financial advice on the City Budget. Parker has also been flooding e-mails with 'political advertisements' disguised as 'Houston updates' touting the success of her signature Checking accounts program.

The City Budget, being a document produced by elected officials, is by its very nature a political animal.

The City is spending more than it takes in, period. Efforts to sugar-coat that or explain it away doesn't make the budget balanced, it just means that reserves are being used to continue to fund spending in excess of revenues. Sorry Ms. Parker but that's just an accounting fact. One that I hope the next Controller grasps, possibly when commenting on your City Budget.

A Friday Game: Great Literary moments by Houston Scribes.

Today's subject: For Whom the Bell Tolls - Earnest Hemingway.


Chron.com:
Bells tolling confuse downtown workers

Houston Chronicle News Services

Bells tolled in downtown Houston today as workers scurried to stop the noise, according to televised reports.




Old Caucasian Men (Also known as what's left of the Chron Editorial board):
Congressman right to request more funding for tolling bells.

Staff

One time in Houston bells tolled across wide downtown streets similar to how they toll currently in cosmopolitan cities such as New York and Boston. Houston's Congressional delegation is forwarding a multi-billion dollar spending bill to have that happen again. We believe that this is good public policy and a wise expenditure of public dollars. Federal programs such as this are a well-spring of free money for Texans.



Lisa Falkenberg:
H-Town bells need ringing

Lisa Falkenberg, Houston Chronicle

I can't help but feel some pride in my role ensuring that bells will be ringing throughout Houston as City Hall announced that MY plan of increased bell ringing will be adopted City wide.



Rick Casey:
Bells Rang in the Streets

Rick Casey, Houston Chronicle

Bells used to ring out hourly when I was in San Antonio....



Loren Steffy:
Corporate bell-ringers should be punished.

Loren Steffy, Houston Chronicle

Unless we punish the corporate executives that rang the bells we risk another Enron-style fraud....




Dwight Silverman:
Apple Releases Bell 3.1.3

Dwight Silverman, Houston Chronicle

Apple's bell 3.1.3 is , quite simply, the best bell-ringing simulation ever.



Richard Justice:
VY the bellringer

Richard Justice, Houston Chronicle

Look, no one can ring bells like VY. No one, you got that? And if you don't see it that way you're an idiot.



Jonathan Feigan:
Bells ring for Rockets

Jonathan Feigan, Houston Chronicle

Bells, brass instruments of noise-making speldor, rang, brougt about by huge physical force - molten, metal - by the hands of Yao and company....



Houston Press Hair Balls:
Grab your bells Houston

Richard Connelly in Whatever

Last year we told you about bells, and how Houston's wanting to get more of them. Now it seems that certain Right-wing nut-jobs aren't happy about this.



Banjo Jones:
Dow Chemical plant fined for ringing bells

Environmental upshot: 1000 tons of toluene



BlogHouston:

Expensive Metro Blogger unveils Metro Bell program

Mary Sit, the 72K per year Metro blogger, writes today about Metro's plan to hire bell-ringers along the danger-train line in an effort to cut down on accidents




Bayou City Madman:
Bells!

Look, I like bells as much as the next guy, but do they have to ring so early in the morning?!?



John Royal, The Clownvision Chronicles:
Rachel rings the bells

Since she did so much for the bells yesterday, here's Rachel Hunter again today...for the bells:



John, By the Bayou:

More Religious junk

Those know-nothing religious idiots were ringing their bells again today...



Charles Kuffner:
Ding Dong

The Chron reports on yesterday's bell-ringing
Bells tolled in downtown Houston today as workers scurried to understand why the bells were tolling, according to televised reports.


Vince has more...
It's unknown why Texas Republicans are so against bell-ringing
Stay Tuned.



Tom Kirkendall:
Loren Steffy's Enron Myopia (con't)

What's becoming abundantly clear is that Loren Steffy wouldn't know a bell if his head was being used as the clapper.



Lone Star Times:


Obama's SCOTUS appointee must be able to ring a bell.

And what does bell ringing have to do with being a Supreme Court Justice? Obviously the Chosen One and the rest of the sheeple don't understand our justice system.



Slampo's Place:
Bells Ringing: Another in the occasional series on what makes Houston great

We're not as young as we used to be, nor are we as sure about what consitutes a bell these days in the hyperactive world of Houston. What we do know is that the gentle pealing of bells sounds good to our aged-liberal ears....




Lose an Eye:
Ring a ding ding

Telephones Bells* rang out across Houston yesterday stunning residents and surprising birds everywhere.



*One of our volunteer army of fact checkers has rightly pointed out, in the comments, that it was bells that rang yesterday and not, as I had erroneously stated, telephones. Thanks to the fact-checking army for pointing this out and we regret the error.

Houston Area Asides (05/08/09)

The "You don't get it" edition...

Houston's early dose of Summer wears on today. [Dale Lezon, Chron.com] - It's not really that early. Historically Houston's first, average 90 degree day is May 3rd. The Average high for May is in the mid 80's. We're really not that far off of that. It amazes me when professionals forget that it gets *hot* in Houston every year.

Woman with herpes sues website. [Mary Flood, Chron.com] - The original poster (if his/her identity could be verified) could be sued, but the blog owner? If he removed the post upon request then that's that.

Amendment would change transportation commission. [AP via Chron.com] - Wouldn't it seem to you that such an important story would merit more than a brief AP story? The Editorial decisions at that newspaper are confounding at times.

Dis-trust felled UH-Downtown naming effort, e-mails show. [Jeannie Kever, Chron.com] - Good. The name change idea was silly.

Downtown bowling lanes project gets upbeat news. [David Kaplan, Chron.com] - A glimmer of hope for the struggling Houston Pavilions project.

Shell withdraws drilling plan for Beufort Sea. [Bloomberg via Chron.com] - I wonder if the MMS will give Shell their lease money back? Yeah, probably not.

Chron editorial writer gets it timely (for the Chron anyway) [Kevin Whited, BlogHouston.net]

MetroRail cost disputes, TX Growth, rankings and more. [Tory Gattis, Houston Strategies]

Taking Houston in Stride. [The Mighty Wizard, Fireballs, Lightning Bolts and Hell Storms]

Thursday, May 7, 2009

If Houston gets on this list will we finally be 'World Class'?

The Chron's Jr. columnist is Very concerned about Travel + Leisure Magazine...
It just figures — that’s all I can say — that the fourth-largest city in the country wouldn’t automatically make it on the list of places vying to be America’s Favorite City.

No, Houston has to audition even to be in the running for the Travel + Leisure title.

Every other major Texas city — Dallas/Fort Worth, San Antonio and Austin — automatically qualified for the finals, without being forced through any prelims.

In fact, H-Town is the only one of the country’s Top 10 largest cities that has to go through a screening process to make it onto the real survey. (One exception: No. 10 San Jose hasn’t even been picked for the screening process.)

And, as of this week, in online public voting to decide which five cities get added to the survey, we’re not even leading the pack. Houston is running third, behind Providence, R.I., for heaven’s sake, a city of just over 172,000. Running first is Cleveland.

Our other competition: Anchorage, Alaska; Baltimore; Detroit; Kansas City; Memphis, Tenn.; Salt Lake City and St. Louis.

So, what gives? Is this another East Coast media conspiracy? Is Houston being judged yet again on our humble swampland roots? Did Dallas pay somebody off?

None of the above. As it turns out, it’s our own fault.

As Travel + Leisure spokeswoman Jill Davison tells it, the Bayou City was indeed one of the seminal cities included in the third year of the survey in 2004. Back then, there wasn’t a title of one best city but recognition for categories such as best for dining or for people-watching.

But given a chance to compete with the big boys, Houston, well, didn’t.

“The response was lukewarm,” Davison said, putting it to me gently. “We didn’t get the kind of response that we’d hoped for.”


So...there.

Nice job Houston. While you're working and making money and trying to stave off a regional recession our much more 'World Class' neighbors to the North are fretting about receiving 'most favored city' status from a bunch of marketing gurus and travel wonks. Talk about your skewed priorities. You dirty, lazy, primitive Houstonians and your work ethic, your lack of concern about how Houston is viewed by the courtesans on the East Coast, your unmitigated gall for not taking seriously a competition that has, in its celebrations, tasty travel opportunities for a young, hip Jr. columnist on the go.

Because of you Houston, L'il Red won't get to travel to New York (the columnist' equivalent of Mecca) to write breathtaking stories about how famously the North easterners live, how an island city is somehow the model of growth for a City stuck directly in the middle of a swamp, how Alex Rodriguez tipped her off on how to beat a traffic tic....wait, sorry.

Fortunately, in the finest tradition of American democracy, the key is to vote early and vote often, much like elections in Louisiana, stuffing the ballot box is encouraged.

You might not believe this, but I'm 100% behind this move to artificially insert Houston into the upper echelon of travel destinations. I think you should go over there three times daily and vote away, ranking Houston tops in every category whether we deserve it or not.

Transportation? - Grade Houston on future accomplishments. Yes, it's true that right now our transportation 'backbone' consists of 7 miles of toy train (not counting the 'new transportation option' in Hermann Park) and a bus system map that's designed with the express goal of making City navigation as difficult as possible, we're on the cusp of something GRAND. Vote for the future, just make sure to ignore the fact that, for visitors renting a car, the probably end to their trip will be the front end of the train in a poorly marked intersection.

Nightlife? - Sure, Vegas has all of the buzz, but Houston has mosquitoes that have been known to carry away small babies. We also have the following: Participatory police interrogations, free electro-shock therapy, Life-Flight Bingo and playing name that tune until 9PM while waiting to be seated for your 7PM reservations.

Visitor Experience? - At first glance this one may seem tricky. After all, Houston Summers are notoriously difficult on people who aren't accustomed to having to cut through air so thick with humidity you shouldn't go out for an hour after eating. My contention is that Houston is going about this all wrong. It's not climate, it's the world's largest outdoor sauna. Hell, the Finn's have been raking in tourist dollars for years from tourists dying to stip naked, lock themselves in a hot box with a ladle, some water and hot coals. Houston can provide all of that for free, no extra charge for the ozone & chemical plant emissions facial. As a matter of fact, except for the nude part, Disco Green is tailor made for mass public sauna in July/August, just make sure you don't lie down in or near the doggie droppings of the DINK's and you'll be fine.

Hopefully those three ideas will get you started. So go vote with confidence that Houston can win both the preliminaries and the finals. We can take this Houston, we can mark this off our list of "Things we need to be World Class". L'il Red can get her two week vacation in New York, and the Greater Houston Visitor & Conventions Bureau can finally have a manufactured 'success' on which to hang their hat.

After that we only need tackle building a second Downtown Hotel and getting Oliver Luck his Downtown corner office and we'll firmly cement ourselves as "world class".....until people need an excuse to garner public support for the next taxpayer subsidized private development project that is....


Then we'll be told we suck again.

Debating a balanced budget

Former Houston Mayor explorator, and former Pasadena Kemah* Mayor, Bill King fires an editorial shot across the City's bow...
A few weeks ago there was an exchange between Councilmember Pam Holm and Controller Annise Parker over whether the city’s budget was balanced and what it actually means to have a balanced budget. The controller asserted that the city’s 2009 budget was balanced. Let me assure the reader that is not the case. Here are the facts.

The city’s 2009 budget projects that the city will have general fund revenues of $1.84 billion. These revenues are derived from property taxes, sales taxes, fees and fines and certain miscellaneous categories such as interfund transfers and the sale of capital assets. However, general expenses were originally budgeted at $1.93 billion, leaving a projected deficit of about $70 million. The budget called for this shortfall to be made up by borrowing $20 million and reducing the city’s general fund balance (the amount we have left over in the bank at the end of the year) by about $50 million. In other words, the budget was “balanced” by borrowing money and going into our savings.

However, since the budget was adopted projected revenues have been falling and are now estimated to be about $30 million to $40 million less than originally expected. The city has reduced budget expenses by about $10 million, leaving a projected general fund deficit of $90 million to $100 million.

In the January monthly report, the controller included a line entitled “Amount Needed to Balance the Budget” in the amount of $64 million. (See this document.) In the February report, after the controller had declared that the budget was balanced, this line was euphemistically renamed “Budgeted Decrease in Fund Balance.” (See this document.)


Two things:

1. If you're having to borrow money to make up a short fall then, by definition, the budget is not balanced by any accepted accounting definition. Granted, we are speaking of Governmental accounting practices here (which have no relation to the Generally Accepted Accounting Principles that private sector businesses (ostensibly) operate under) so mileage may vary, but looking at the documents and seeing the 'plug values' I'd have to say that Houston has an unbalanced budget right now the protestations of our Political Scientist Controller (who I'm still supporting for Mayor BTW) notwithstanding.

There's a reason I think Parker will be a decent Mayor but is not suited for the job of controller, and understanding of basic accounting is one of those reasons. However, she's a good administrator and seems to have a decent grasp of City issues. Being on the opposite side of her on this issue should not preclude you from considering her in the next election. The City budget fiasco is a ticking time-bomb waiting to blow up in taxpayers faces. Add this to the growing list of issues that I'd like to hear Mayoral candidates discuss.

2. - Congratulations to the Chron editorial page editors for proving links to the actual documents. That (and podcasts of editorial board interviews) is something I'd like to see more of on Chron.com. Given today's technology there's nothing to prevent news organizations from linking to the source documents and letting the readers decide, instead of having a journalist decide for them.



*Thanks to my David, from my brigade of unpaid fact-checkers, for pointing out that Bill King was the former mayor of Kemah, and not Pasadena as I had stated erroneously. Corrections are always appreciated, I write these things EARLY in the morning and have been known to make an error (or two).

Houston Area Asides (05/07/09)

The "bring in the cleaner" edition....

Harris County Officer fired for going too far over $16. [James Pinkerton, Chron.com] - A full-scale investigation for sixteen bucks never ends well....

President wants review of NASA's moon mission plans. [Stewart M. Powell, Chron.com] - It might help if he'd name a director to coordinate said review...

Stimulus to open job market for teens. [Bradley Olson, Chron.com] - Meanwhile their parents increasingly languish without jobs.....

Houston car thief left self-portrait behind on phone. [Dale Lezon, Chron.com] - It's almost too easy....

Revenue at Port of Houston is down 10% [Carolyn Feibel, Chron.com] - Bailout!

Energy industry adjusts to politics of global warming. [Tom Fowler, Chron.com] - No finer a description was ever given than "Politics of Global Warming"....

The Six straw men in the immigration debate. [Lamar Smith, Human Events via Chron.com]
U.S. Rep. Lamar Smith, R-San Antonio, has a column in the conservative publication Human Events today that aims to debunk arguments made by supporters of a legalization program for the nation's undocumented population.


A Case for Amnesty [Joseph A. Carens, Boston Review via Chron.com]
To offer a counter-point to my last post on Rep. Lamar Smith's column about the "straw men," here is a new article in the Boston Review by Joseph H. Carens titled "A Case for Amnesty."


**The Boston Review is just as liberal as Human Events is Conservative. Not identifying it as such is a glaring omission of ideology. The labelling of Human Events as conservative is fair, because they are a conservative "non-partisan" publication. Not labelling the Boston review as liberal is unfair, because they are just as much a liberal 'non-partisan' publication. There's nothing inherently wrong with either FWIW, just in how they were identified.**

Villaraigosa chickens out. [Bradley Olson, Chron.com] - He should have consulted the NBA, NO WAY the Lakers are going to lose this.

Maybe topiary turtles would have been a better choice? [Anne Linehan, BlogHouston.net] - That's our Metro...

Put together like an old pistol. [Slampo, Slampo's Place] - Houston's best blogger walks down memory lane with Jane Ely, she was among the last 'liberal' Republicans in the newspaper business. Of course, this is less the fault of the newspaper business and more the fault of a two-party system that's currently being ran by juvenile absolutists.

HISD names Interim chief academic officer. [Ericka Mellon, Chron.com] - One step forward.

Nature is hungry [John, By the Bayou] - And ever-changing, which demonstrates the futility of thinking we can alter her in any meaningful way.

Perry's Poll [Charles Kuffner, Off the Kuff]
I'm fascinated by the lopsided amount of blame being put on "Washington Republicans" as opposed to "Texas Republicans" for the GOP being on the wrong track...I'd argue that almost all of their problems can be laid at the feet of the latter
And I'd pretty much agree with that argument.

Jenkins returns to Sawgrass. [Tom Kirkendall, Houston's Clear Thinkers] - I agree with Mr. Kirkendall on both counts..1) that The Players is the year's best tournament (although the US Open is my favorite for a variety of reasons) and 2) Dan Jenkins is my favorite golf writer.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Houston Area Asides (05/06/09)

The "Tequila is a rough task-master" edition....

Most Houston schools touched by swine flu reopen today. [Ericka Mellon, Chron.com] - Nothing to see here.

Texas Bankers repay $126M of bailout money. [Loren Steffy, Chron.com] - It turns out accepting the TARP was a less than stellar idea. Now who could have predicted that?

Now is the best time to buy a home, Houston economist says. [Nancy Sarnoff, Chron.com] - If you have the money that is.

Climate Bill gives Congressman Gene Green star quality. [Jennifer Dlouhy, Chron.com] - Are we legislating or running a D.C. popularity contest? It'd be nice to know.

Harris Co. cuts Sheriff's wish-list for stimulus. [Liz Austin Peterson, Chron.com] - Cue the "soft on law enforcement!" cries from Democrats. More likely its political, (see the above about popularity contests) but who knows?

Entrepreneurial Ambition. [Alan Bernstein, Chron.com] - 1) Abortion's a State (or Federal) issue. The Mayor of Houston needs to be focusing on day-to-day municipal activities. 2) Some folks don't like this, but America does have seperation of Church and State for a reason. I'd prefer to have a politician who puts the needs of the community first, and relies on God for wisdom to make the correct decisions. 3) All that being said, more power to him, at least he brings different ideas and priorities to the table, which is something you can't say about the current group of Mayoral candidates, on the larger issues that is. 4) No way he wins, but it could be interesting. (if he gets the media coverage that is - a spotty proposition in media-poor Houston)

Court members feud over consulting contract. [Liz Austin Peterson, chron.com] - Nothing better than watching people cringe when the old-way applecart gets upset a little bit. Even if the person doing the upsetting may be doing it because of personal reaons.

Some days, the healthy choice may not be going for a jog. [Kevin Whited, BlogHouston.net] - Media coverage on this has been humorous, despite the situation.

"Blogger Bill" passes out of House Committee [Charles Kuffner, Off The Kuff] - OK, so bloggers get limited protections. I am NOT dressing like a journalist now. Nope, uh-uh, ain't goin' do it. Sure, the fedora with the 'press' tag in the hat band would be cool, as would the trench-coat....oh wait...nevermind.

The Chronicle continues its descent into porn hell. [Richard Connelly, Houston Press] - What's more pathetic? The Chron's descent into suburbanized, baby-boomer smut in an attempt to appeal to the 'kiddies' or the Houston Press, known primarily for their 'adult services' ads in the back, calling them on it? Tough call.

A big risk of health care finance reform. [Tom Kirkendall, Houston's Clear Thinkers] - A cautionary tale, that our Government is sure to ignore.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

It's Cinco de Mayo!

(Image courtesy of the New Orleans Yacht Club)

Today is Cinco de Mayo, or the Mexican celebration of their military victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla.

In America its widely treated as a good excuse to drink watered-down Margaritas and Corona (who, not coincidentally, played an important role in promoting the holiday on this side of the border.) Amazingly, the French are not offended over Mexico's celebration of this victory.

What we can take from this is that celebrations of historical events don't have to be offenses to contemporary persons. I imagine you'll even see people of French and Spanish descent out at the cantinas this evening quaffing their thirst with Americanized versions of Mexican cocktails.

I'll be celebrating by sitting at home sipping on a Dos Equis and toasting the most interesting man in the World:

Worthy of 'Bi-Partisan' support

But will egos allow it to pass?

I speak, of course, of tuition re-regulation, an idea that needs to be re-instituted (no pun intended) post-haste...

[Matt Stiles and Jeannie Kever, Chron.com]
Texas college students would get a break — or at least the ability to plan ahead — under a bill approved by the Texas Senate Monday that limits tuition and fee increases at most of the state’s large universities to no more than 5 percent a year.

Schools also could establish programs allowing freshmen to lock in tuition rates and pay the same amount for four years.

Some students had called for an outright freeze but said Monday’s vote was a start.

“I think it’s great,” said Kenneth Fomunung, student government president at the University of Houston. “I would prefer it be closer to zero, but it’s going to be very beneficial to students.”

The measure now goes to the House. If approved there, most provisions would take effect for the 2010-11 school year.

Tuition and fees at the state’s public colleges and universities have risen 86 percent since 2003, when the Legislature allowed them to set their own rates in exchange for reducing state funding during a budget crunch.
If it were up to me I'd take the pricing out of the hands of the University boards altogether for a time, as a punitive act against their fiscal mismanagement of Texas' University system during the folly that was deregulation.

Think about it: The State provides certain levels of funding (more to a select few based on unfair allocation of the PUF), they determine who can and cannot be granted admission (due to the 10% rule), and they select the upper management (through Governmental appointment of regents)*, it only makes sense that price regulation falls in there somewhere to ensure tax payers are getting the best rate for their buck. Asking academics to make tough financial decisions is much like asking a sales clerk to make the budget for a retail store. Of course they're going to request more and more money, it’s what they do. The alternative would be to grant budgeting duties to an unaffiliated third party, something the Universities would (rightly) balk at doing.

Democrats, for the most part, understand the necessity of Government regulation of industries that rely on taxpayer dollars to succeed. They also understand that 'needs' based industries (say, electricity) should be tightly regulated as well. This is not Socialism in its truest form, but the watchdog role for which a representative democracy should be well suited. This is something that Texas Republicans have been slow to grasp, while the new crop of Texas Democrats like to take it too far, almost as a knee-jerk reaction to the anti-government bent of the State's Republican majority.

The hurdle that will have to be cleared is one of political expediency. The Republican reputations adhered to the sticking place of deregulation are legion.

Houston Area Asides (05/05/09)

The "bear with me during hectic week" edition....*

DPS Director called 'unprofessional' quits. [Peggy Fikac, Chron.com] - Back in the day, this type of behavior was acceptable. If anything this shows how far we've come. Let the guy retire in peace now without further vilifying him and find a director who can lead the DPS forward.

Houston study predicts 45% more cancer cases by 2030. [Todd Ackerman, Chron.com] - You're not suprised to find this study financed by the University of Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer center are you? Nah...I wasn't either. (And they'll use their own study to justify requests for funding increases, funny how that works)

Mexico could lose $5 Billion over Swine Flu shutdown. [Dudley Althus, Chron.com] - Of course, it will be expected of the U.S. to make them whole.

Has the Global sea ice decline stopped? [Eric Berger, Chron.com] - According to the Chron's in-house scientists it doesn't matter if it does or not. Anyone remember when changing conditions USED to result in re-testing hypothesis? Not in todays poli-financial science industry. (That being said I don't think these data points say much, except that....climate is constantly changing.)

Why Austin, Texas is better than New York City. [R.G. Ratcliffe, Chron.com] - Well, that and Juan in a Million.

Sessions to be point man for Republicans in Supreme Court confirmation hearings. [Desperado, Something different] - Is anyone (other than this guy) really surprised that the Republicans are planning to dispute the appointments much the same as the Democrats did during the Bush years?

Obama seeks larger, pricier, consumer commission. [AP via Chron.com] - As the Federal spending spree of the past 8 years expands.

Oil Production in Gulf of Mexico could peak in 2013. [Tom Fowler, Chron.com] - Or...there could be new discoveries which extends production. All of these predictions are made with the presumption that technology will stand still.

Falling wages are latest paradox. [Paul Krugman, New York Times via Chron.com] - You have to feel sorry for Krugman. With his Pulitzer in tow he went out to save America by preaching the benefits of Socialism. Now he's got a big problem with falling wages, and he's back to capitalism again. (Companies, and people, need to make more money.)

Is Houston's storm planning inadequae? [Kevin Whited, Chron.com] - Yes, and Kevin rightly ties that to the sorry state of Houston's infrastrucure. Consider this a vocal "Second" to the motion that we hear each Mayoral candidates' plan for addressing this in detail.

Why Conservatives should care about transit and TOD. [Tory Gattis, Houston Strategies] - Some are, some aren't. I know several who would love Houston to develop real, substantial public transportation. Unfortunately the debate in Houston hasn't matured to the point where they have a meaningful voice. They're just catagorized as "agin' it" nay-sayers because they disagree with Metro's horrible transportation master-plan.

Houstonains still concerned about crime, despite talking points. [Kevin Whited, Chron.com] - Hmmm..Infrastructure and crime are on the citizen's mind, while the elected leadership is pushing downtown hotels, developments and other Trinkets.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Houston Area Asides (05/04/09)

The "Someone's got a case of the Monday's" edition...

Some getting Obama Tax cuts will have to repay Feds. [Stephen Ohlmacher, AP via Chron.com] - The problem lies with the IRS withholding tables....and these are the people we want running our health care?

Records show appointees gave Rick Perry $5 Million. [Matt Stiles, Chron.com] - Nice to see the long-standing political tradition of giving big donors choice Gov't appointments is finally seeing the light of day.

Houston crime is down, but not the fear of it. [Bradley Olson, Chron.com] - And thus endeth our discussion on crime. The HAS has SPOKEN...

Recent Floods renew talks of fixing infrastructure. [Carolyn Feibel, Chron.com] - As many long-time readers know, I've been bemoaning the lack of focus on infrastructure (one of the basic functions of municipal Govt.) since the inception of this blog.

Transportation crisis not on front-burner. [Peggy Fikac, Chron.com] - Ultrasounds, Voter ID and entitlement spending are more important.

Lawmakers consider ending school steroid tests. [Gary Scharrar, Chron.com] - Because we haven't yet wasted enough money on this stinker proposed by fromer Senator Kyle Janek have we? Ending it shouldn't even be up for debate, just a quick, surgical, unanimous vote to shutter the program.

Shelters fill with pets, sad stories. [Renee C. Lee, Chron.com] - If you're looking for a pet, please consider adopting. There are a lot of good animals out there who would love to greet you as you come home from work every afternoon.

Questions about cost of rail expansion remain largely unanswered. [Kevin Whited, BlogHouston.net] - The fifth post from BlogHouston yesterday suggests that they're re-engaging and ramping back up. I hope so, media and political crit have suffered during their hiatus.

Dynamo moving forward. [Charles Kuffner, Off the Kuff] - The revitalization of East Downtown is CLOSER.

Rodriguez calls out Lawrence comments. [Bradley Olson, Chron.com] - Why would comments to the effect of "Houston should take care of Houstonians" cause 'alarm' among Houstonians? I don't agree with what Lawrence said, but Rodriguez criticism doesn't make any sense either.

Toni Lawrence on Toni Lawrence. [Bradley Olson, Chron.com] - If you're in a hole. QUIT DIGGING!

**Only slightly more humorous is the judgemental posts ("Toni Lawrence is an idiot") made by commenters who are, at heart, questioning her judging other people. Chron.comments are where logic goes to die.**

Upcoming Departures [Keep Houston Houston] - I missed this when it ran. Every politician in Houston should be required to memorize it.

Friday, May 1, 2009

When local issues don't tie with a national story...

...it sometimes takes a reach to connect the dots. Let’s not worry. Four Caucasian Middle-Aged Males are up to the task...

[Chron.com]
The Club for Growth bills itself as a national coalition of conservatives who “believe that prosperity and opportunity come through economic freedom.” Surprisingly, its political action committees top priority isn’t defeating Democrats, but rather promoting candidates who meet its ideological litmus test in Republican primaries, even against veteran GOP lawmakers.

As a result, rather than growing the party, the club is helping pare it down to an exclusive, like-minded group with diminishing appeal to the young, the moderate and the independent voters who increasingly provide Democrats with winning margins.

The club’s latest Pyrrhic victory occurred when Pennsylvania’s Republican Sen. Arlen Specter, facing likely defeat in a party primary by former club president Pat Toomey, bolted from the GOP to give Democrats their 59th seat in the Senate. Toomey nearly defeated Specter in a previous primary match-up in 2004, and held commanding leads over Specter in recent polling among Republicans.

(snip)

The same phenomenon can be seen in recent Houston and Harris County elections. As the local GOP turned more to the right, opposing projects to build light rail and stadiums and taking a hard line on immigration, it has been increasingly more difficult for conservatives to win office. It seems the cost of ideological purity is pricing the party out of office, both here and nationally.


Shifting paradigms too quickly without a clutch is hard on readers, very hard. Trying to tie in votes from six-plus years ago on a poorly conceived light-rail and corporate welfare in the form of sports stadiums runs the risk of dislocating one's shoulder due to the length of political ground that has to be covered. Then there's the whole problem of making an absolutist' argument, in an attempt to counter an absolutist' ideology with which one disagrees.

Is the Republican brand suffering?

Yes, and rightly so. There are a lot of angry, bitter Republicans running around at Tea Parties, speaking of secession and generally throwing the equivalent of a political temper tantrum now that America has voted in a manner they don't think to be wise. Don't believe me? Go read the comments at some of the more prominent Republican blogs. Go ahead, I'll wait....

Pretty fierce eh? Now, to be fair, it’s no more or less ugly than the comments on prominent Democratic blogs when Republicans were in power. Calling your fellow Americans idiots and douchebags seems to be the default setting for people lacking the ability to put forward their arguments in a rational manner. If somehow you miss that it's impossible not to hear the barbs thrown at "those people" which, nearest I can tell, are defined as anyone not possessing the physical and dialectical traits of White, Anglo-Saxon Protestants, or at least people who can do a reasonable facsimile.

The reason Republicans are suffering is one part policy (in short, they don't really have one) and one part simple demographics. Right now their political platform has been reduced to the following two planks:

1. Sit around and wait for Obama and the Democrats to fail.
2. Maybe scream slightly, just a little, softer about the evils of Mexicans.

If this looks familiar to you perhaps it would help to re-visit the Democratic play-book during the Bush years.

1. Sit around and wait for Bush and the Republicans to fail.
2. Maybe scream slightly, just a little, softer about the evils of White Suburbanites.

In retrospect the Dem strategy was a brilliant one for two reasons. One: Bush and the Republicans failed. Two: White suburbanites are a fairly gullible group. It wasn't unusual to see automobiles pulling out of big oil companies’ parking lots proudly sporting "Obama '08" bumper stickers despite what his election (and now, total Democratic control of the Federal Government) would mean for that industry long-term. Obama had a rare talent to pull off the hardest trick in politics: He got a sizeable group of people to vote against their best interests. Maybe there's hope for America yet?

None of this is tied in any way to the predominantly Anglo/suburban vote against Metro's Light-rail & Sports stadiums. There are people on both sides of the political aisle that oppose both. The Chron's attempt to cast them as a 'progressive vs. conservative' issue isn't honest either as there are legitimate 'good government' questions to be asked about all of these projects. If you don't understand that then take a look at the recent floods. Houston's infrastructure is going to seed while Reliant Stadium is hosting .500 football at incredible taxpayer expense, Billions of Dollars (no one knows exactly how much) is being funneled into a transportation project who's stated goal is to reduce the number of transit options in certain parts of town. In reality, while those projects did pass with small majorities, opposition to either was probably not the downfall of Republicans in Houston. More likely it’s a matter of changing demographics, and State Leadership standing in front of cameras promising $2,000 property tax refunds that don't materialize. It's more "don't treat foreigners" in our hospitals than it is "don't build light-rail".

The Republican problem can boil down to this: Right now their debates are being held on the edges of political ideology, they've lost the mainstream due to the failures of their leadership. Because of this they have two options:

1. Move closer in ideology (to the 'middle') of the party in power in hopes of attracting more moderates. - This plan worked out famously for the Clintons (triangulation) but hasn't worked very well for the Tories in Britain, who are widely viewed as 'Labour lite'.

2. Clean out dissenters and grow more ideologically pure - This is what Texas Democrats have tried to do, with middling success, during their lean years. As the Republicans gained strength Texas Democrats purged themselves of "DINO's" in favor of 'progressive' candidates who have had success at the local level. The problem here is that they now have a good minor-league system but in the Big-Leagues they're still perennial cellar-dwellers, waiting for their prospects to develop.

Even more important is the reality that the pendulum of politics is constantly swinging. Today's 'dead' party is tomorrow's political juggernaut. While the temptation, for some shallow-thinkers, is to write off Republicans as 'doomed to be a regional party, the long-term probabilities predict that the exact opposite is the case. Eventually the Democrats will grow drunk with power and will create a Government system that's so large and unwieldy the pendulum will swing back the other way.

Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

In an ideal world there'd be a Political Party who realizes that the Federal Government has a function, that there are certain things it must do. Defense, disaster relief, national infrastructure and active economic regulation of the national economy are strictly Federal tasks. While the preferred method for some of these initiatives would be for them to fund, while allowing the local governments to implement locally, there are many cases where the directives should originate from Washington D.C. Unfortunately there are two schools of thought: That the Government is the cause of all problems, that the Government is the solution to all problems. Because there's no sizable group tending to the fertile middle ground in these United States we move along jerkily like a car being driven by someone learning how to use a stick. It's herky-jerky and it’s a mess for the populace, it’s a system that stifles debate rather than enhances it.

Yet, it’s all we have right now.

Until the pendulum swings again, and then we'll be right back where we were before all this, undoing what's currently been done. If you extrapolate that back to the past then one could conclude that America hasn't progressed much in 260 some-odd years.

As a matter of fact we're returning to the bosom of Europe that we fought to leave. All we need now are hi-vi vests and congestion charges.

Houston Area Asides (05/01/09)

The "May Day Basket" edition.....

Godfather of Funk endorses Planning Man. [Alan Bernstein, Chron.com] - Well ok then.....and BOUNCE!!

Texans don't know much about Gubernatorial Security. [R.G. Ratcliffe, Chron.com] - We don't know much about TARP, Houston METRO or Port of Houston expenditures either. Two of those three items should fall directly under the umbrella of our local fish wrap. In all seriousness, it'd be nice if detail on ALL of the previous items were available for public consumption.

Immigration debate spreads with Swine Flu virus. [Mike Tolson, Chron.com] - The immigration debate spreads with a sneeze. This is not news.

Councilwoman's 'real reality' [Rick Casey, Chron.com] - There are times when elected officials say things that make you wonder if they disengaged their brain prior to speaking. This is one of those times.

La Marque Mayor called "A Dictator". [TJ Aulds, The Daily News via KHOU] - El Marque?

Voters to decide $9.6 Million in Parks, Library bond. [Rhiannon Meyers, The Daily News via KHOU] - Will a vote against be classified as "extreme right" or just a call for good Government?

I Hate You! I need disaster relief. [Charles Kuffner, Off the Kuff] - Continuingto mine the political gold that has become Rick Perry.

Seen on the Street: Living Large. [Swamplot] - A good "heh" before the weekend.